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Peebee: It's not my bot. We took her back, and I repaired her. Better then ever. Now, my scanner is fully upgraded, and sweeping the cluster for remnant signals. We won.
Ryder: So what's the problem?
Peebee: It's just… drummed up feelings I thought I'd put behind me. Turns out, I just buried them. This is what happens, when you let people in – you acquire baggage. I travel light, damn it! No baggage.

GLaDOS (zárószám):
Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried
to kill me twice?

Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice

You want your freedom?
Take it
That's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead
but
Now I only want you gone

She was a lot like you
(Maybe not quite as heavy)
Now little Caroline is in here too

One day they woke me up
So I could live forever
It's such a shame the same
will never happen to you

You've got your
short sad life left
That's what I'm counting on
I'll let you get right to it
Now I only want you gone

Goodbye my only friend
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
if it weren't so sad

Well you have been replaced
I don't need anyone now
When I delete you maybe
I'll stop feeling so bad

Go make some new disaster
That's what I'm counting on
You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone

GLaDOS: Caroline. Caroline… CAROLINE… Why do I know this woman? Did I kill her? Or… *long silence* Oh my god.

Marid: Tyri? What did you just pick up?
Hero: What?
Tyri: Oh, it's just a lamp. It's so pretty though! It needs polishing.
Hero: Tyri, no!
Tyri: Look how it shines up! It's like magic!
Hero: Oh, dear.

V: You mean, there is an actual terrorist in my head? Right now?
Vik: Yeah. Johnny Silverhand. But that is not the worst.
V: I doubt you can top the terrorist in my head.

Marid: Sharks? In the desert? I don't like this place at all!

Claire (to Jackie): Looks like somebody did their homework.
V: Looks like the dog ate mine.

V: You honestly think you can change the whole city? You're all alone.
Anna Hamill: We can say the same for you.
V: Well, I'm not trying to save the whole city. I'm just trying to survive it.

If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.

V: Could've warned me how much it hurts to die.