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Street Merchant: You look like you need a monkey.
HARM Agent: Excuse me?
Street Merchant: I have a very fine monkey for you. Only twenty dollars, American.
HARM Agent: Sorry, I don't want a monkey.
Street Merchant: What do you mean?
HARM Agent: I don't want a monkey!
Street Merchant: Why not?
HARM Agent: Because I don't like monkeys, now get that filthy beast away from me!
Street Merchant: Are you insulting my monkey?
HARM Agent: I'm sure it's a perfectly excellent monkey, but I don't want it. Now please leave, I'm very busy.
Street Merchant: Ten dollars.
HARM Agent: No! I wouldn't want the dreadful thing even if it were free!
Street Merchant: Free? You want my children to starve?
HARM Agent: If they're hungry, I suggest you feed them the monkey.
Street Merchant: This is a valuable monkey! My wife would kill me if she knew I was offering it to you so cheap.
HARM Agent: You don't seem to understand, I DON'T WANT A MONKEY!
Street Merchant: Infidel.

Berlin Contact #4: You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Can you cook and clean too?
Cate Archer: No, but I can put you in the hospital if you want, maybe you can find someone to take care of you there; maybe…
Berlin Contact #4: What kind of imbecile says things like this?
Cate Archer: I'm afraid to find out.
Berlin Contact #4: By the way, I am supposed to tell you this: 'Behind the shelf'.
Cate Archer: Thanks.
Berlin Contact #4: Please don't think that I enjoyed saying those things to you. Even though the words were not mine, I am so disgusted with myself that I must return home and wash myself with soap.
Cate Archer: Don't worry about it.
Berlin Contact #4: You are a kind young woman, I wish you luck.

Berlin Contact #3: Want to come in for a game of twister?
Cate Archer: I'd rather run over you with my car.
Berlin Contact #3: These code phrases have a somewhat confessional tone to them, don't you think?
Cate Archer: Yeah, now that you mention it…

Berlin Contact #2: Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Cate Archer: More than you can afford.
Berlin Contact #2: Why must I be made to say such idiotic things?
Cate Archer: Never mind that, just tell me what you have.
Berlin Contact #2: I was told to say: 'In the basement'.
Cate Archer: Thank you.
Berlin Contact #2: Tell the person who wrote the code phrase to grow up!

Berlin Contact #1: Guten Abend Fraulein, do you make love to strangers?
Cate Archer: Certainly not!
Berlin Contact #1: Then allow me to introduce myself.
Cate Archer: Why not just introduce yourself to a police officer and spare me the trouble?
Berlin Contact #1: Who makes up these ghastly code phrases anyway?
Cate Archer: Someone in the cryptography department – someone in need of a girlfriend apparently. What do you have for me?
Berlin Contact #1: Just this: 'The entrance is hidden'.
Cate Archer: Thank you.
Berlin Contact #1: Good luck.

First guard: I've been thinking…: The Sir could really beef up security some.
Second guard: What d'ya mean? What's wrong with us?
First guard: Well we're fine, but I've been thinking we should watch the outside some more.
Second guard: That's stupid! People ta worry about--they're on the inside.
First guard: No, then you catch them before they get inside, you taffer!
Second guard: Oooh.

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Duke Nukem: I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Duke Nukem: (giving money to a stripper) Shake it, baby!

Duke Nukem: Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?

Duke Nukem: (examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine) Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.