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Duke Nukem: (after taking a piss) Ahhhh… much better!

Duke Nukem: (after looking at himself in a mirror) Damn! I'm looking good!

Duke Nukem: (after killing an alien) Rest in pieces!

Duke Nukem: (first lines) Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

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Carl Johnson: (after killing someone) What did you expect? This is America!

Vigyázat! Felnőtt tartalom.

Carl Johnson: (Toreno is calling CJ on his cell phone) Toreno?
Mike Toreno: Carl, learn to fly.
Carl Johnson: I'm on it, man, I swear!
Mike Toreno: „I'm on it, man, I swear” Same old broken record, Carl. But that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present – a big tube of lube.
Carl Johnson: Shit, dude, okay! Okay! I swear, man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you, Carl, I can't hear you. All I can hear is your brother's love cries as 8 kilometers of cock find its way up his ass. "Aaooowww? That's your brother, okay? No big problem.
Carl Johnson: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
Carl Johnson: OK, man, I get the message.

Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!

Big Smoke: All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!