Tmcat  idézete

First guard (in a drunk voice): Hey, I'm going to the Bear Pits tomorrow. Ya wanna come with?
Second guard: T-uh! Couldn't pay me enough!
First guard: Whaaat? You soft-belly! The bears have got these new muzzles with underslung cheek spikes. Last time I was there, (almost laughing) there was a real eye-gouging.
Second guard: Nah, nah! It makes me sick! When I was a kid--
First guard: Huh! Surprised you're even in this job…. (Falsetto) 'Oo the blood, it just turns my poor tummy!'
Second guard: Shut up, you taffer! You want blood? You should've been there years ago. Tell ya…the bears then? They were something to see. Those bears, they didn't need no cheek-spikes and razor collars, and paw hooks, and all that knifery you straps to 'em now!
First guard: No paw-hooks? What'd they do? Just bump into each other?
Second guard: Huh! Naaah! The bears back then, they had claws as long as your finger! And wicked teeth!
First guard: Bears? Yer taffing me! They look pretty mangy harmless, long as they're not wearing harness.
Second guard: That's why I can't stand the Pits now! You don't know what you've missed. They just don't make bears like they used to…
First guard: Whoa…. Killer bears. Woulda liked to see that…