Összes idézet

Maurice Chavez: LEAVE. LEAVE RIGHT NOW. Get out of my studio. Go get your own radio show. Go save some other people.

Tommy Vercetti: Ok guys. Calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bysexuals, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

Umberto Robina: Are you playing stupid with me?

Tommy Vercetti: No, I think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us.

Konstantinos Smith: I'd like to be all shot up with embalming fluid.

Maurice Chavez: That can be arranged.

Lazlow: Remember, Love Fist are in town, or Love Fist IS in town. Eh, I flunked school cause I'm hardcore.

Alex Shrub: Oh, at first, women couldn't vote. But the liberals come in crying crocodile tears.

Jez Torrent: Do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand? Well it doesn't involve a paddle if you know what I mean.

Konstantinos Smith: There's only one thing good about life.

Maurice Chavez: And that is?

Konstantinos Smith: Death.

Maurice Chavez: Death?

Konstantinos Smith: Yeah. And dying, that's good too.

Alex Shrub: Well, look at this. Stump jumpin' Jethro is using all three of his brain cells to talk.

Lazlow: All right, we're going to take a break and then hit the phones… really hard with our heads.