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Alex Shrub: Oh, at first, women couldn't vote. But the liberals come in crying crocodile tears.

Jez Torrent: Do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand? Well it doesn't involve a paddle if you know what I mean.

Konstantinos Smith: There's only one thing good about life.

Maurice Chavez: And that is?

Konstantinos Smith: Death.

Maurice Chavez: Death?

Konstantinos Smith: Yeah. And dying, that's good too.

Alex Shrub: Well, look at this. Stump jumpin' Jethro is using all three of his brain cells to talk.

Lazlow: All right, we're going to take a break and then hit the phones… really hard with our heads.

Ken Rosenberg: What the hell are we gonna do?

Tommy Vercetti: Shut up, sit down, relax. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. You're gonna find out who took our cocaine, and then, I'm gonna kill them.

Lazlow: Geez, vets are so cranky. Look, if you don't like the music, start your own station. It's easy.

Lazlow: If I get one more letter from some mom complaining „My son listens to your station and flunked out of school.”, well, listen, mom, how are you going to learn to party in school?

Pastor Richards: Shall I send him to hell, Maurice?

Maurice Chavez: Yes – I mean, no. No, you psychotic lunatic.

Hilary King: Oh boy, as passenger. Wait until I tell the group about this.