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I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel.

So this is what the dream feels like? This is the victory we longed for.

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

Ooh, hypocrisy, Franklin. Civilization's greatest virtue.

– Hey, darling, why don't you go get yourself something nice.
– Oh, thank you! This is only seven dollars…
– I said something nice, not expensive!

Did someone say yoga?

– Come back, we'll order pizza.
– Fuck you! Fuck your pizza. Fuck everything it stands for!

Mine ain't nothin' special, but this boy gets the job done.

I'm rich, I'm miserable – I'm pretty average for this town.